NORAD Shootdown – Russian Bomber #fakenews

NORAD (North American Air Defense Command) today has announced that it shot down a suspected Russian bomber headed into American airspace. The Command said it repeatedly challenged the incoming aircraft to identify iself, but it responded that it only recognized the authorization codes given to it by President Vladimir Putin of Russia.  After repeated attempts to engage the unknown aircraft, it was destroyed by an air-to-air missile.  More details to follow as they become available.

@realDonaldTrump President for Life

After “joking” about becoming President for Life at a private function, Donald Trump attended the latest performance of Hamilton: the Musical #fakenews.

He is reported to have tried on the costume of “Mad” King George III, the villain in the musical drama about the Founders of our Country.
Off the record, he is reported to have said, “Do I look good?  … I think the King got a bad rap. If those hotheads had just made a deal. all of these problems could have been avoided. If I’d been there, I could have stepped in, and taken care of things.”

Image source: Hamilron.